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i like good times, good music, good beer, good friends and good flash. If you like any of these things, you'll like me.

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Where to start?
I'm now a daddy, to a beautiful 2 year old girl. Makes me feel really old. I've finally pulled myself together and started setting long term goals in life, far too many and far too long winded to list them here.

I'm due to be married in 10 days, never felt nerves like it! Having my stag night the night before the wedding, been told this is an unwise idea and recent Hollywood releases lead me to believe this advice is correct although I don't think many bearded retards, Asian gangsters or monkeys will be attending so I should be fine.

There's been plenty more misadventures and a few successful ones in the passed few years but I'm far too lazy to detail them and I'm sure you're far too busy to read through it all any way.

In other words, hello again Newgrounds. It's good to be back.

Recent Game Medals

Freeze! 5 Points Killed all 3 carriers Medal Stats.
First Blood 5 Points Eat something tasty. Medal Stats.
Multi 9 10 Points Got a x9 Multiplier Medal Stats.
No bus today 25 Points Destroyed an entire bus fleet Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Kill 2 10 Points Killed 800 Zombies Medal Stats.
Don't point that thing to me! 10 Points Destroyed the first game boss Medal Stats.
Kill 1 5 Points Killed 200 Zombies Medal Stats.
Donkey Pieces 5 Points Blew up a dead-alive donkey Medal Stats.
Multi 5 5 Points Got a x5 Multiplier Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 122 (From 30 different games.)