Where to start?

I'm now a daddy, to a beautiful 2 year old girl. Makes me feel really old. I've finally pulled myself together and started setting long term goals in life, far too many and far too long winded to list them here.

I'm due to be married in 10 days, never felt nerves like it! Having my stag night the night before the wedding, been told this is an unwise idea and recent Hollywood releases lead me to believe this advice is correct although I don't think many bearded retards, Asian gangsters or monkeys will be attending so I should be fine.

There's been plenty more misadventures and a few successful ones in the passed few years but I'm far too lazy to detail them and I'm sure you're far too busy to read through it all any way.

In other words, hello again Newgrounds. It's good to be back.

EDIT @ 15/06/2019

So it's 8 years later, just celebrated our wedding anniversary. Guess I did something right!